Dodging Mistletoe

🎄 PREORDER — Releasing mid-November, just in time for the holidays
Choose your format: the exclusive Special Edition Paperback (decorative Christmas cover, sprayed edges, character stickers & bookmark — only available here), the eBook (standard or discreet cover), or the Audiobook.

He was supposed to mind his own business. Instead, he became her boyfriend.

Fake. Obviously.

Noelle Nightingale's holiday plans implode in the middle of an airport terminal. Minutes before boarding, her boyfriend decides he's done — with the trip, with her family, and with the promise he made. So she does the only sensible thing: she dumps him on the spot.

Now she's heading home for her favorite holiday to a family who's been dying to meet the guy… and she's arriving alone.

Enter Dodger Anders. Rock star. Chronic troublemaker. Currently suffering the worst writer's block of his life — and fully invested in the breakup he just watched unfold between the Skittles and the gum rack. He offers her candy. Then he offers her something far more reckless:

One holiday. One fake boyfriend. What could go wrong?

Between her chaotic, quirky family, a town that takes mistletoe very seriously, and the lead singer who keeps forgetting this is supposed to be pretend, Noelle's about to discover the hardest thing to dodge at Christmas isn't the mistletoe.

It's him.

Fans of the Lockwood Heights world — this is DODGER's story. You've been waiting. 😏

Choose your format

📖 Special Edition Paperback — the collector's pick

• Exclusive decorative Christmas cover
• ✨ Sprayed edges
• 🎁 Character stickers
• 🔖 Exclusive bookmark

📱 eBook — the full novel, delivered digitally via BookFunnel to read on Kindle, Apple Books, Kobo, Nook, or the free BookFunnel app. Choose the standard cover or the discreet cover for low-key reading. (Book only — no physical extras.)

🎧 Audiobook — the full novel in audio, delivered via BookFunnel to listen in the free BookFunnel app. (Book only — no physical extras.)

Why preorder now?

• Special edition print runs are limited — once they're gone, they're gone.
• Your copy is reserved — paperbacks ship and digital copies are delivered as soon as the book releases (around November 10).
• Perfect gift for the romance reader in your life (or you. Especially you.)

Book details

• Series: Mistletoe on Main, Book 1 (interconnected standalone)
• Genre: Holiday romantic comedy · fake dating · grumpy-sunshine energy · rock star romance
• Features Dodger from the Lockwood Heights world
• Content: Steamy — intended for adult readers (18+)

Preorder note: This is a preorder item. Paperbacks are estimated to ship mid-November; if your order includes in-stock items, it will ship together once the preorder item is available. eBook and audiobook preorders are delivered by email from BookFunnel on release day. Cover shown is a placeholder — the official cover reveal is coming soon!